So you’re ready to become a pool owner, but you may be surprised to know that it’s a lot more complicated than you think. In addition to the regular maintenance a pool requires, the decision of what style of pool can be a very heavy burden on the potential purchaser’s shoulders. Much like your friends, your zodiac sign, or your sexual history, the style of your pool says a lot about you. In order to help you find the pool that best suits you, the following are some pool designs and what they mean.
The Lazy L -
People who own Lazy L pools tend to be reserved, yet surprisingly outgoing people. A Lazy L’er always offers a lot of conversation at social gatherings but is never the life of the party. However, in some scholarly circles, the Lazy L is the symbol of the trisexual.
Oval - Those who purchase oval pools are people who don’t like much excitement in their lives. These people strive for cons
istency and when faced with adversity they usually bite back with passive aggression. Additionally, they are hyper sensitive and subject to random mood swings. In fact, the mere setting and rising of the sun is usually enough to push an Ovaler into uncontrollable weeping, oftentimes as they write a strongly worded letter that never gets mailed.
Kidney - These pool owners find themselves always compensating for something. Usually, it’s their lack of kidneys.
Grecian -
Grecian owners get a +2 bonus on all initiative rolls, as well as the ability to reroll any botched saving throw. Grecian owners do not receive a penalty when dual wielding, but they are twice as vulnerable to fire.
Maui -In this context, the word "Maui" means “this pool looks like a vagina.” This pool does not reveal any traits of its owner, other than the fact they own a cooch-pool.
The Lazy L - People who own Lazy L pools tend to be reserved, yet surprisingly outgoing people. A Lazy L’er always offers a lot of conversation at social gatherings but is never the life of the party. However, in some scholarly circles, the Lazy L is the symbol of the trisexual.
Oval - Those who purchase oval pools are people who don’t like much excitement in their lives. These people strive for consistency and when faced with adversity they usually bite back with passive aggression. Additionally, they are hyper sensitive and subject to random mood swings. In fact, the mere setting and rising of the sun is usually enough to push an Ovaler into uncontrollable weeping, oftentimes as they write a strongly worded letter that never gets mailed.
Kidney - These pool owners find themselves always compensating for something. Usually, it’s their lack of kidneys.
Grecian - Grecian owners get a +2 bonus on all initiative rolls, as well as the ability to reroll any botched saving throw. Grecian owners do not receive a penalty when dual wielding, but they are twice as vulnerable to fire.
Maui -In this context, the word "Maui" means “this pool looks like a vagina.” This pool does not reveal any traits of its owner, other than the fact they own a cooch-pool.
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