1999: User and 40-something cat enthusiast RosaRose23 messages user RockAttack about his music tastes in hopes to make a connection. This message remains unanswered.
2000: User MargetteTangerine becomes the 1,035,579,093,231,352,404,647,743th woman to show her breasts on the internet. Comments on said breasts were mixed.
2001: AdultFriendFinder debuts onto the web as a place where kids and teenagers can go to find mentors in their fields of interest.
2002: Baffling scientists, eHarmony discovers that the 5th dimension is actually "family goals."
2005: Tired of being ignored, user leonfireSTONEHARD looks towards match.com to find someone to connect to, and also bone.
2004: 14 year old male Link420 leaves a comment on an attractive girl's page. This does not lead to an epic handjob-a-thon he imagined while he was in the shower later that night.
2006: Teenage OkCupid user Pencopli realizes the downfall of providing cleavage-heavy pictures, as she wades through one of the 347 messages she received by older men and women. She then removes the picture, and states that she's only on the site for the "addictive tests and questions."
2007: User leonfireSTONEHARD, defeated, signs up for a profile at BiSpace to find someone to connect to, and also bone.
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