- How [do I] become politically aware?
- A Juggalo that’s majoring in interior design
- A pro-choice mime
- A film geek that only talks about movies with Martin Lawrence in them
- A founder of an underground society thats prejudice towards people who wear surfer necklaces
- A huge douchebag
- The everyday life of a marine iguana
As such, a marine iguana’s daily schedule looks something like this.
6:00 AM: Wake up
8:00 AM: Cry
10:00 AM: Cry
12:00 PM: Eat
2:00 PM: Cry
4:00 PM: Eat
6:00 PM: Cry
8:00 PM: Sunbathe
10:00 PM: Eat
12:00 AM: Fall asleep crying
Because of the similarities in their behavior, rich pregnant bitches in LA are often confused for marine iguanas.
- What happens if I put a soda can in the microwave?