How do I get myself to wake up early?

Here are various factoids and methods on how you can get yourself out of bed in the morning in a most timely fashion:

Native American Indians believed that if you drank seven glasses of water before you went to bed, you would wake up early. Then again, they also believed that the American's were good on their word, so take this with a grain of salt.

Set an alarm, and set it for 10 minutes before when you want to be woken up. Leave your friend's house and sleep until he calls you very pissed off.

Before going to bed, try to find something to look forward to in the next day's events. Point out a lunch that you are looking forward to eating, or an attractive coworker you would like talking to. If all else falls, promise yourself masturbation if you wake up by a certain time. That way, everybody wins.

Start a small fire in the basement of your house. Try to start it in the corner furthest from your bedroom. Then, dismantle all the fire alarms but the one closest to you. Then sleep with great ease knowing that you will wake up from a deafening alarm, warning you that your house is burning down. Luckily, you might be up early enough to put it out!