The DIY survival box is something that everyone should keep on their persons at all time. Not only in case of emergency mind you, because this is the Survival Guide to Everyday Life (dot) BlogSpot (dot) Com. You might need the contents of the box at any point during your waking and sleeping hours. This box will save you if you're in danger, endanger you if you want to be saved, making waits less boring if you are in line, make situations more awkward if that is what you are into, and so much more. But enough chatter, you need to learn what to put into a box to make it a survival box.
Bottled water - For hydration.
Canned meat - For food.
Silly putty - For pipes and plumbing.
3 tubes of wrapping paper - For impromptu present wrapping and mummy-making.
Can of Mug root beer - For its rich taste.
Pillow - For sleeping on the go and fighting.
A bowling ball with a skull in it - Like in Mystery Men. That movie was pretty cool.
Bag of urine - For surprise drug tests.
Shoehorn - For getting shoes off with great ease.
First-aid kit - For rubbing alcohol and mummy-making.
14 carat ring w/ diamond - For emergency proposals.
Deep Impact on DVD - I like it.
Three-pack of condoms - For pipes and plumbing.
Sharpie marker - For drawing wangs on public property.
Tube of tennis balls - Good icebreaker.
Full three button suit - Gotta look sharp.
Atari 2600 - Everybody loves Atari.
"Happy Days" board game - For pipes, plumbing and tips on how to be cool.
Leather-bound edition of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged - For looking cultured.
Nyquil - For emergency proposals.
Keep these around, and you'll be unstoppable.
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