Spider-Manning Hos
Wherein you kill a ho’s Uncle Ben and teach her with great power comes great responsibility.
Iron Manning Hos
Wherein you make the ho a powerful arms dealer, international playboy, and a raging alcholic.
Captain America’ing Hos
Wherein you make the ho fight on the Western front during WW2 and then allow her to become frozen in artic waters as a result of a larger than life act of heroism, only to be thawed out some sixty odd years later to act as the front man for the Avengers.
Doctor Strange’ing Hos
Wherein you force a ho into seclusion in the Himalayan mountains until she masters the arcane arts. She also begins to dress like Freddie Mercury if he was trapped in a fortune telling machine.Angelina Jolie'ing Hos
Wherein you punch a ho in the face causing her lips to swell to a cartoonish size, making her an otherwise extremely attractive woman save for her fucked up circus lips.
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