Public Outcry: 6 habits for very successful homeless ladies.

Now is the time that we give something back to the community. When someone does a Google search and they happen upon The Survival Guide, we can read what they searched for. However, some of the things people search for are not answered on our site, so this is our way of helping out the answer-seekers, one by one.

The Google query - "Homeless Ladies Survival Guide"

Our interpretation - "6 habits for very successful homeless ladies."

As far as things that are homeless go, ladies are by far the sexiest. Seeing that foxy thing following business men up and down the street, yelling about the space goat and God knows what else, it becomes difficult to not be blown away by her self-confidence and enchanting musk. All of these enchanting qualities are part of an act that many successful homeless women follow in order to bring in the major coinage. Now, here are 6 habits that they can follow:

1. Choose consistent locations - You know that one fine piece of ass you see sleeping on the bench every time you are off to the office? That's not because she's a lazy dog. No, this quick fox is sleeping in the same place to build up a rapport with the countless city dwellers around her. Don't judge her. You work in an office, she works on a bench. The only difference is that she doesn't play by the rules, and that makes her so much hotter.

2. Dress for success - While you might be thinking pantsuits, baggy clothes are actually the best. This helps her hide her figure, leaving many possible donators to overestimate how super-sexy she really is. Since baggy is in this year, Chanle has a wide variety for homeless ladies of all shapes and sizes to choose from.

3. Have a gimmick - Carrot Top has props, Jerry Lewis has muscular dystrophy, and your local homeless lady has her own thing that sets her apart. Usually, this is a script she recites when she wants you to glance at her, and become trapped in her come-hither stare. The more outlandish the better in most cases, so be prepared for odd-ball religions and rare diseases. In some cases, both.

4. Maintain the body - Appearance is key when it comes to getting money out of men. Successful homeless women realize this, and doll themselves up for prospective givers. This is why it is often rumored that homeless women initially started the institution of marriage and monogamy in order to put a roof over their head. For maximum sexiness, they usually use herbal essence shampoo AND conditioner, and sometimes even follow that up with the body wash, but only if it was a good haul that week.

5. Make and achieve goals - Upon seeing a homeless woman, one might make some hasty judgments and assume they are all beauty and no brains. In reality, homeless women are goal driven and strive to accomplish much in their lives. In fact, there has been many great women through history that have started by living on the streets. Elanor Roosevelt actually met her presidential husband when he misconstrued her as a gigolo.

6. Get a bachelors degree - It's no doubt that people get paid more depending on their level of education, and with panhandling, it is no different. However, keep in mind that homeless women still only get 79 cents to the homeless man's dollar.