How do I determine what learning style is best for me?

In 1983, Harvard professor Howard Gardner developed a theory called learning styles. By using a learning style that appeals to your strengths, you learn better and faster. Obviously, this would be a great help whenever you are studying for tests and/or doing homework. There are eight learning styles that are essential to the learning process. Here are some of them:

Visual/Spatial - You like to look at things. All kinds of things. Just by eying your environments, you gain a very useful knowledge in whatever subject you are studying. Use your love of leering in order to answer complex math equations or answer essay questions. For example, in the instance that "X + 5 = 4", "X = -1" AND/OR "X = Homeless Man(shopping cart filled with tin cans)".

Did you know... that an accurate description of this picture will net you at least a B on any lab report?

Musical/Rhythm - Attention musicians: Did you know you can learn anything by playing an instrument? By simply playing music on an enchanted instrument, you can summon great powers to do your bidding. I'm sure one of these powers will help with tests or something.

Intrapersonal - By harnessing the power of a twin you absorbed while you were still in the womb, you too can learn more efficiently. This little guy is your inside-man in sneaking in answers on test day. By giving him a list of notes, and asking him to read them off with his underdeveloped lungs, you are on the highway to good grades.

Monkey Stance - By harnessing your debilitating ADHD, you can switch off between subjects and learn double the course work in half the time. Also, being very acrobatic helps when impressing ladies.

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Logic/Math - Do you like math? Then you'll love using math to learn English!

Body/Kinesthetic - The sooner you realize that the only redeeming quality about yourself is your body, the sooner you will be utilizing this gem. By simply whoring yourself out to smarter kids, you can hope that some of their knowledge and wisdom is transfered to you via banging.